You Might Be A Stoner IF....

1. you might be a stoner if.... you wear sun glasses at night so you can see better

2 you might be a stoner if.... you have acctually put out a fire with bong water

3 you might be a stoner if.... the term "hydro" does not mean water

4 you might be a stoner if.... you have an usual parking space outside your local head shop

5 you might be a stoner if.... you have a name for your 3 bongs 2 pipes one of which was made by you

6 you might be a stoner if.... you know your measurements from grams to ounces by heart

7 you might be a stoner if.... your best friends are your dealer and your roller

8 you might be a stoner if.... you sell your car for gas money

9 you might be a stoner if.... after reading this list you have done most if not all

10 you might be a stoner if.... if you respect 4:20 to a religious value

11 you might be a stoner if.... if you sue your employer for not getting holiday pay on april 20th

12 you might be a stoner if.... if glass blowing was your minor and herbology was your major.....please e-mail me we need to chat